Melissa Eva

Background
Having been on the podcast since Link 1, Melissa has always been at Spencer's side in the creation of new episodes. Like Waffles, she is more shy than Spencer, but rarely argues with anyone unprovoked. A fan of the "Tales" series and "Love Live!", Melissa is the most kind, calm, and supportive of the three, leading to her role in the more peaceful "Law" route in Spencer Megami Tensei. She makes outbursts frequently, either in the form of speaking out against Spencer's bashing of her favorite video games, or in the form of small burps (as seen in the Drunk Persona 3 Movie Marathon). Despite this, Melissa retains her strong, real-life bond with Waffles and puts up with Spencer's teasing during all the podcasts.

Role in Spencer Megami Tensei
Melissas, with Waffles at her side, are attending "Dog Con" in the Overland Park area of Kansas. Seeing what happened to the United States over a TV, the con gets thrown into chaos, and Melissa manages to escape with Waffles to the closest safe place they can find: Spencer's house. Huddling inside, they manage to wake him up, and thus is where the game begins. Melissa plays the role of a patron of law, frowning upon the chaos found in Kansas City. She is far more subtle than Waffles in the way she brings about her outlook on the new world, and very rarely attempts to force Spencer's hand. However, she is just as passionate into creating the United States into a land of peaceful yet strict law as Waffles is into turning it into a chaotic void.

Melissa has high magic and defenses but low HP. Using bufu skills, Melissa complements Waffles's physical and fire combat style. She also learns various "special" skills that center around her stomping of ants and love of "Love Live".

Victory Quotes:
Upon winning: "I really don't want to fight... Can I just go back to playing Love Live?

Upon leveling up: "I'm stronger, I guess..."

Upon getting loot: "Goodies..."

Trivia

 * Melissa owns a Guinea Pig named Piggers.
 * Melissa's favorite ice cream flavor is Cookies and Cream. As a child she loved Blue Moon.
 * Melissa is Jewish.
 * One of Melissa's favorite characters within all of Shin Megami Tensei is the robot girl Labrys from Persona 4 Arena, and its sequel: Persona 4 Arena: Ultimax. She has cosplayed the character multiple times.